PUPPY LOVE PT. 2 ..

AFTER A SATURDAY AFTERN00N CONVERSATI0N I WAS SENT THIS IN A MESSAGE; SPECIAL .. JUST FOR ME .. & I C0ULDN'T KEEP IT T0GETHER .. I C0ULDN'T HELP BUT LAUGH .. I D0NT KN0W WHAT I SH0ULD HAVE FELT AT THAT EXACT M0MENT .. SH0ULD I HAVE FELT MY GAGG REFLEX GETTING THE BEST 0F ME ?? 0R THAT STRANGE FEELING Y0U GET WHEN YOU SEE A D0G WITH N0 TEETH, 0NE LEG, & N0 TAIL & Y0U STILL SAY "AWWWWWWW" .. HAS THIS PUPPY L0VE TURNED INT0 A RETARDED PUPPY L0VE ?? MY B00 IS S0 SPECIAL !!

Y0U N0T EATIN'IT ..

YOU N0T EATIN'EAT! V0L 1 IS AN OVAH EXPERIENCE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LATELESS CALIEL CRACKPIPE. THIS MIXTAPE INCLUDES CHANTS THAT WILL HAVE ANY BALL H0T FOR DAYS. BEATS & V0CALS ARE C0MBINED T0 LET THE GURRRLS G0 THE FUCK 0FF, S0 DUCK WALK BITCH!

THIS MIXTAPE INCLUDES THE 0VAH CHANTS SUCH AS, "WHERE THE GURRRLS AT?", "I HEARD Y0U WAS EDIBLE?", & "FUCK THR0WING SHADE!" AS WELL AS THE BANJI TRACKS, "MANEATER" & "ITS YO CHIN IMA CHECK!" L00K F0R IT 0N MYSPACE THIS SUMMER. C0MING T0 A PIER NEAR Y0U!

PUPPY L0VE

MYSPACE IS A TRIP. I SAY THIS BECAUSE THAT SHIT HAS GOT DUDES FROM GERMANY TRYNA SPIT GAME TO ME LIKE, "YOU CUTE. YOU YAH00?" I JUST CANT TAKE IT. THIS IS MY CURRENT PR0JECT. M0H THE DANCER. MUSLIM, T0P, GAY, AVERAGE FACE, WITH AN ENGLISH LEVEL SIMILAR T0 TH0SE KIDS I USED T0 MAKE FUN 0F IN ESL.

0UR C0NVERSATI0NS ARE FUNNY. ARE CYBERSEX IS FUNNIER. AFTER AB0UT A M0NTH 0R S0 0F BACK & F0RTH WE ARE INVESTED INT0 EACH 0THER 0N A FRIENDLY LEVEL. I WILL ENJ0Y THIS GAME UNTIL IT ENDS WHICH IS S00N BECAUSE THE LAST TIME WE CHATTED HE SAID I TALK TOO MUCH.

A GAME CALLED CATCHUP ..

I AM OVER THE WH0LE IDEA 0F BL0GGING SINCE N0 0NE IS QUITE CATCHING 0N T0 THE FUCKING CRACK THAT I SPIT 0N THE REGULAR. IM WINDING D0WN THESE P0STS UNTIL THE SUMMER WHEN I PLAN 0N PUTTING 0UT A MIXTAPE, A TEAM BL0G (MAYBE), & C0LLEGE. UGH ! GRADUATI0N, PR0M, & MY LIFES TYPICAL BULLSHIT HAS TAKEN UP THE MAJORITY OF MY TIME. I AM WRITTING ALMOST EVERYDAY. I HAVE MADE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE WH0 WILL ADD S0ME SICKENING FLAVA T0 MY SUMMER. PE0PLE WH0 ACTUALLY HIT ME UP 0N FACEB00K IM LIKE "H0W Y0U D0ING?" I CANT TAKE IT. T0 BE L0VED, T0 BE L0VED, 0H WHAT A FEELING ..





I F0UGHT D0WN LIKE A BANJI 0N 141 & LEX (IT WAS N0T MY FAULT BUT THAT CHR0NICLE WILL C0NTINUE LATER)MY HEART HAS BEEN 0FFICIALLY BR0KEN & I HAVE C0ME T0 THE REALIZATI0N THAT EXPECTED PAIN HURTS S0 MUCH M0RE THAN UNEXPECTED PAIN. I COULD HVE PROTECTED MYSELF. I SHOULD HAVE PR0TECTED MYSELF. SUMMER IS ON THE HORIZON.

GIMME A BEAT ..

FR0M N0W 0N I CHANT D0WN AT ANY EVENT THAT HAS 2 0R M0RE CUNTS IN ATTENDANCE .. I PLAN 0N BEC0MING A H0USE MEMBER BEF0RE THE NEXT LATEX BALL .. WERRRK THAT GIFT CUNT ..

MIXTAPE ? ..

"DID I MENTI0N THAT A LAME CANT HAVE ME BEG MY PARD0N .. I 0NLY FUCK WITH
CUNTS & A-LIST STARTERS .. PUMPIN DOWN S0ME PAVEMENT FACE BEAT DOWN RETARDED .. HATERS P0PPIN SHIT GET T0SSED 0UT LIKE GARBAGE .. " -- R.CALIEL

"HE CALL ME MANEATER .. & HE MY BAGELBITE .. I PUT THIS PUDDY 0N'EM .. BECAUSE ITS S0 TIGHT .. I RIDE IT ALL NIGHT .. HIS PIPE GAME IS S0 RIGHT .. I FUCK HIM THEN I LEAVE'EM ..THAT SHIT IS S0 TRIFE" -- R.CALIEL

I WANAN C0ME 0UT WITH S0ME BANGY CUNT ASS MIXTAPE THIS SUMMER 0N S0ME REAL SHIT .. I D0NT HAVE THE TIME T0 MAKE G0ALS THAT WILL NEVER GET ACC0MPLISHED .. THATS JUST N0T ME .. S0; L00K 0UT F0R THAT CUNT MASTER MIXTAPE THIS SUMMER .. IM H0PING T0 HAVE SEVEN TRACKS C0MPLETED BY PRIDE S0 I CAN HAND IT 0UT T0 THE LATE CUNTS AT THE PIER .. ITS ALL L0VE TH0UGH ..

DREAM BIG ..

THE TRI0 RESP0NSIBLE F0R MY M0ST RECENT EARGASM .. I CANT TAKE THE STYLE/V0CALS/S0UL 0F THIS UK BREED WEAP0N 0F MASS MUSICAL DESTRUCTI0N .. LYRICS THAT TICKLE Y0UR S0UL WHILE LEAVING Y0U GAGA 0N THE DANCEFL00R .. THE N0ISETTES ARE DEF AN INDIE BAND T0 WATCH 0UT F0R .. I HAVENT BEEN THIS INTRIGUED SINCE THE DEBUT 0F JANELLE M0NAE & WH0 KN0WS WHERE THAT BITCH IS .. LETS JUST H0PE THIS BAND HAS S0ME M0RE STAYING P0WER ..

FEELIN CUNT ..

LETS TAKE A TRIP BACK IN TIME .. WHERE IT WASNT AB0UT THE DIP .. WHEN IT WAS AB0UT THE FUCKING PERF0RMANCE .. CURRENTLY TAKING A V0GUING HIATUS ..